House Guest Trauma

I'll have to post the knitting news later. I'm thoroughly traumatized by some houseguests. On this day, Monday November 20, 2006 I decree the following houseguest rules.

Rule #1

I hereby declare that one should not invite unknown bodies into your host's house. If your host has never met your invitee, they should probably stay home.

Corollary #1

I hereby declare that if you have never met the invitee yourself, you should REALLY not invite them.

Corollary #2

I hereby declare that if you invite a body you and your host have never met, you should not decide to get pissed off at them and ignore them for 1/2 the day.

Rule #2

I hereby declare that if you snore, get a hotel room.

Corollary #1

I hereby declare that if your snore sounds you're filming Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 get the hotel room in another county.

Once I pry the earplugs out, I'll recap the weekend knitting activity.