Black Sheep

The SSNB saw Black Sheep last night, so I'm including the review.

So now for the moment you've all been waiting for the SSNB movie review. Black sheep was about two brothers, Henry and Angus, who grow up on a sheep farm in New Zealand. Angus traumatized Henry at an early age and he had a paralyzing fear of sheep. We flash forward to recent times to learn that Henry's fears were justified. Angus was conducting genetic experiments turning sheep into wanton love goddesses. Indeed this movie was rated X as noted by an SSNBer. There was such laying and begating as only occurred in the Old Testament (Leviticus).

Meanwhile two PETA love children were attempting to wreak havoc on the cruel inhumane practice of sheep farming. They stole one of Angus' discarded experiments and accidentally set it loose. So began the attack of the killer zombie sheep. Herein Sigourney Weaver's costar from Alien resumed it's stellar career as a slimy prenatal sheep of doom biting man and beast alike. The resulting sheeple, as an SSNBer noted, carried on the plague.

Menacing sheep from all New Zealand terrorized the land. They were merino we gathered as 70% of merino comes from New Zealand. Bret and Jermaine were not in the movie so we were a bit disappointed. In the end, the sheep’s' own flatulence brought about their downfall. "Put another shrimp on the barbie," said an SSNBer although that's from Australia. The knitters stuffed their bags with treats and departed (although maybe that was just the author). Until the next digest.